Heard this exchange earlier
Mom: take out the trash!
My brother: when you tell me to do things it makes me want to do them less.
Mom: what did you say?
My brother: nothing nevermind. *rummages through fridge before heading to his room*
Did i mention he is 33 and unemployed for 2+ years and isnt disabled in any way? Just lazy. Plays video games all day and chats on the internet with girls.